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No horror? Should be called "pointless cookie collector"

Lots of fun! needs music.

Sooooo slooow.

Seriously, try reading the dialog out loud. In order for it to tick over,

Yooooouuuuuu haaaaaaaveeee toooooooo reeeeaaaaaad iiiiit liiiiiiike thiiiiiiiis.

I ended up giving up on it before I made any meaningful game decision. I get you're going for an aesthetic choice with the slow dialog, but damn. 

Lovely! 

Fun! But very dark theme.